I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Rodney Dangerfield
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  2. At sunrise everything is luminous but not clear. - Norman Maclean

  3. I think it's impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. - Orson Scott Card

  4. You can tell people the truth, but they'll never believe you until the event. In the meantime, the truth will just piss them off and get you in a lot of trouble. - Chuck Palahniuk

  5. I never thought of clothes as having a life of their own -but they do. We all wear an outer layer to hide who we really are. - Dee White

More Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield
  1. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.

  2. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

  3. I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.

  4. I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  5. I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it.

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